Jokes About Cats and Kittens - Our Collection of Feline Humor - Page 14
Here is page 14 of our jokes and funny stories about cats and kittens.
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How is tinned cat food usually sold?
Purr can.
Purr can.
What breed of cat purrs more than any other?
Purrsians!
Purrsians!
What do all cats strive for?
Purrfection.
Purrfection.
What do you call a cat who builds apartments?
A construction kit!
A construction kit!
What do you call it when a cat stops?
A paws!
A paws!
What does a cat like to eat at his birthday party?
Mice cream and cake!
Mice cream and cake!
Why do most cats never shave?
Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!
Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas!
How to cats greet each other on Christmas Day?
"A furry Merry Christmas and a Happy mew year!"
"A furry Merry Christmas and a Happy mew year!"
This morning a black and white cat crossed my path.
Since then, my luck has been very patchy.
Since then, my luck has been very patchy.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a gorilla?
An animal that puts you out at night!
An animal that puts you out at night!
Why did the cat put the letter 'M' into the freezer?
Because it turns 'ice' into 'mice'!
Because it turns 'ice' into 'mice'!
A woman is walking in the park when she spots a man playing chess with his cat. She says to the man "I can't believe what I'm seeing, a cat that can play chess, what a clever animal!"
The man replied, "This cats not that clever, I've beaten it 5 games to 1."
The man replied, "This cats not that clever, I've beaten it 5 games to 1."