Jokes About Cats and Kittens - Our Collection of Feline Humor - Page 13
Here is page 13 of our jokes and funny stories about cats and kittens.
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How do we know that cats like bad weather?
Because when it rains it purrs.
Because when it rains it purrs.
Mary: Why is your cat barking?
Jane: He's learning a second language.
Jane: He's learning a second language.
What do cats use to decorate a birthday cake?
Miceing.
Miceing.
What do you call a cat that is good at telling jokes?
A witty kitty.
A witty kitty.
Where do cats like to spend their vacations?
On the Canary Islands.
On the Canary Islands.
Where would you find a cat in an orchestra?
In the purr-cussion section.
In the purr-cussion section.
Why did the mother cat like to read books?
She was very litter-ary.
She was very litter-ary.
Why do cats hate flying saucers?
Because they can't reach the milk.
Because they can't reach the milk.
Why was the cat wearing a nurses uniform?
She was a first-aid kit-ty.
She was a first-aid kit-ty.
Why was the kitten so grumpy?
She needed a catnap.
She needed a catnap.
What did the mother cat say when she finally got all her kittens to go to sleep?
No mews is good mews.
No mews is good mews.
Which part of the exhaust system on a car can be used to change a cat into something else?
The catalytic converter.
The catalytic converter.