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Jokes About Cats and Kittens - Our Collection of Feline Humor - Page 1
Here is our selection of jokes and funny stories about cats and kittens. We have a total of 174 jokes.
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Catacomb: A tool that is used for grooming cats.
Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?
She had mittens!
She had mittens!
George: Why is your cat so small?
John: I only feed him condensed milk.
John: I only feed him condensed milk.
What do cats do when they are getting married?
They exchange wedding meows.
They exchange wedding meows.
What do health-conscious cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mewslie.
Mewslie.
What do you call a cat who likes to do tricks?
A magic kit.
A magic kit.
What does a cat have that a dog doesn’t?
Kittens.
Kittens.
What kind of cats like to go ten-pin bowling?
Alley cats!
Alley cats!
What should you do if you see a Blue Burmese?
Try to cheer it up.
Try to cheer it up.
What type of cat has eight legs?
An octo-puss!
An octo-puss!
Billy: Have you ever seen a catfish?
John: Of course I have.
Billy: So how was he able to hold the fishing rod?
John: Of course I have.
Billy: So how was he able to hold the fishing rod?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cattle.
Cattle, who?
Cattle always purr when you pet her.
Who’s there?
Cattle.
Cattle, who?
Cattle always purr when you pet her.