Jokes About Cats and Kittens - Our Collection of Feline Humor - Page 12
Here is page 12 of our jokes and funny stories about cats and kittens.
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What do you call a cat that robs a fast food restaurant?
A cat burger-lar.
A cat burger-lar.
What do you get if you cross a tabby cat and a sheep?
A striped sweater.
A striped sweater.
What is a cat's favorite game?
Tic-cat-toe.
Tic-cat-toe.
What kind of cat doesn't need to work?
An aristo-cat.
An aristo-cat.
What makes more noise than a cat stuck up a tree?
Two cats stuck up a tree.
Two cats stuck up a tree.
Where do cats go to have fun?
To the a-mew-sment park.
To the a-mew-sment park.
Which cat is famous for singing country music songs?
Dolly Purrton.
Dolly Purrton.
Which cat was Egypt's most beautiful queen?
Cleo-cat-ra.
Cleo-cat-ra.
Who is a female cat's favorite movie star?
Tomcat Cruise.
Tomcat Cruise.
A tomcat says to a female cat, "For you I would die."
The female asks, "How many times?"
The female asks, "How many times?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy your cat has had more kittens.
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy your cat has had more kittens.
Mary: I've lost my cat. Can you please help me find it?
Policeman: You'll need to file a missing purrson report.
Policeman: You'll need to file a missing purrson report.