Jokes About Cats and Kittens - Our Collection of Feline Humor - Page 11
Here is page 11 of our jokes and funny stories about cats and kittens.
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What do cats like to drink on a warm summer afternoon?
Mice tea.
Mice tea.
What do you call a baby cat who is in love?
A smitten kitten.
A smitten kitten.
What was the name of famous cat composer?
Pussini.
Pussini.
Where did the kittens go on a school trip?
To the meow-seum.
To the meow-seum.
Who helped Cinderella get to the ball?
Her furry godmother.
Her furry godmother.
Why are cats the best pets?
Because they are purr-fect.
Because they are purr-fect.
A woman walked into a pet shop and said, "I'd like a kitten for my daughter."
"I'm very sorry, Madam," said the shopkeeper, "but we don't do part exchange here."
"I'm very sorry, Madam," said the shopkeeper, "but we don't do part exchange here."
Did you hear about the mother cat who swallowed a ball of wool?
All her kittens were wearing sweaters when they were born.
All her kittens were wearing sweaters when they were born.
Henry: I just got a lovely kitten for my wife.
Steve: I wish I could make a trade like that.
Steve: I wish I could make a trade like that.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Gillette.
Gillette who?
Gillette the cat out?
Who's there?
Gillette.
Gillette who?
Gillette the cat out?
What is the best way to tell the difference between a kitten and an
elephant?
Try picking it up. If it's very heavy, it's probably an elephant.
Try picking it up. If it's very heavy, it's probably an elephant.
When did the tom cat find out he was a father?
When his wife sent him a litter.
When his wife sent him a litter.