Jokes About Cats and Kittens - Our Collection of Feline Humor - Page 10
Here is page 10 of our jokes and funny stories about cats and kittens.
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Don't shout at cats, you'll hurt their felines.
What do cats read while they are eating their breakfast?
Mews-papers.
Mews-papers.
What do you call a beautiful female cat?
A glamour puss.
A glamour puss.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a laughing hyena?
A giggle puss.
A giggle puss.
What is a kittens favorite television channel?
The Cat-oon Network!
The Cat-oon Network!
What is the best day of the week to adopt a new cat?
Cat-urday!
Cat-urday!
What kind of cat helps you repair things?
A tool kit.
A tool kit.
Jenny: Dad, can I have a cat for my birthday!
DAD: You've got to be kitten me!
DAD: You've got to be kitten me!
Mary: If six cats were sitting on a sofa and one of them jumped off, how many were left on the sofa?
Jane: Five, of course.
Mary: No — none, because they were all copy cats.
Jane: Five, of course.
Mary: No — none, because they were all copy cats.
What did the cat say when the mouse she was chasing escaped?
Nobody's purr-fect!
Nobody's purr-fect!
What do you get if you cross a cat and a porcupine?
An animal that goes 'meowch' whenever it washes itself.
An animal that goes 'meowch' whenever it washes itself.
Why are cats bigger at night than during the day?
Because at night they're let out and in the morning they're taken in again.
Because at night they're let out and in the morning they're taken in again.