Jokes About Cats and Kittens - Our Collection of Feline Humor - Page 9
Here is page 9 of our jokes and funny stories about cats and kittens.
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How does a mixed-up cat feel?
Totally purr-plexed.
Totally purr-plexed.
What did the lazy cat say to the mouse?
Catch you later.
Catch you later.
What do you call a cat who talks too much?
A chatty catty.
A chatty catty.
What game do kittens like to play?
Follow the litter.
Follow the litter.
What is another name for a mousetrap?
A cat.
A cat.
What kind of work does a lazy cat do?
Light mousework.
Light mousework.
What where kittens called in the Wild West?
Posse cats.
Posse cats.
Where do baby cats go to play and learn?
Kittygarten.
Kittygarten.
Where do tidy cats put their trash?
In the litter box.
In the litter box.
A customer in a pet shop asked the owner if they had any kittens going cheap?
The owner replied, 'sorry but all our kittens just go, meow.'
The owner replied, 'sorry but all our kittens just go, meow.'
Billy: When I went to school I was my teacher's pet.
Joe: That must have been fun.
Billy: Not really, she actually wanted a cat.
Joe: That must have been fun.
Billy: Not really, she actually wanted a cat.
What is the name of the Government department that searches for lost cats?
The Bureau of Missing Purrsians.
The Bureau of Missing Purrsians.