Jokes About Cats and Kittens - Our Collection of Feline Humor - Page 8
Here is page 8 of our jokes and funny stories about cats and kittens.
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Jackie: My cat has lots of ticks in his fur.
Jenny: Well, don't wind him up.
Jenny: Well, don't wind him up.
What do cats from outer space have for breakfast?
A flying saucer of milk.
A flying saucer of milk.
What do you call a cat that does conjuring tricks?
A magic kit.
A magic kit.
What do you get if you cross a cat and a coffeemaker?
A purr-colator.
A purr-colator.
What looks exactly like a cat, but isn't a cat?
A photograph of a cat.
A photograph of a cat.
Where do cats buy their ice cream?
Catskin-Robbins.
Catskin-Robbins.
Which side of a cat has the most fur?
The outside!
The outside!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley who?
Shirley you can recognize your own cat?
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley who?
Shirley you can recognize your own cat?
Mary: Our cat's just like one of the family.
Janice: Yes, I thought I saw the resemblance.
Janice: Yes, I thought I saw the resemblance.
What did the lady cat give her boyfriend at the end of their date?
A goodnight hiss.
A goodnight hiss.
Why do you never see a cat riding a bicycle?
Because it can't reach the bell with its paws.
Because it can't reach the bell with its paws.
The policeman said to the lady who opened her front door, we're after a cat burglar, madam. Have you seen anything suspicious around here?
Lady: So how do you know it was a cat burglar?
Policeman: Because it stole a jug of cream.
Lady: So how do you know it was a cat burglar?
Policeman: Because it stole a jug of cream.