Jokes About Cats and Kittens - Our Collection of Feline Humor - Page 7
Here is page 7 of our jokes and funny stories about cats and kittens.
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How do cats exercise?
They do puss ups.
They do puss ups.
What do you get if you cross a black cat with poison ivy?
A rash of bad luck!
A rash of bad luck!
What does a cat suffer from when it has a bad cold?
Cat-arrh.
Cat-arrh.
What is a cat's best subject in school?
Meow-sic.
Meow-sic.
What is a tabby cat's favorite dessert?
Mice pudding.
Mice pudding.
Where do cats like to go for a vacation?
Mew Zealand!
Mew Zealand!
Why are cats such terrible storytellers?
Because they only have one tail.
Because they only have one tail.
Why did the cat visit the hospital?
To have a CAT scan.
To have a CAT scan.
Did you hear about the cat who met an alien?
They had a close encounter of the purred kind.
They had a close encounter of the purred kind.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah cat in this house?
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah cat in this house?
Why is a cat sitting on a garden wall just like a coin?
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
William: Why is your cat giving me such funny looks?
Bill: It's probably because he wants you to stop sitting in his favorite chair.
Bill: It's probably because he wants you to stop sitting in his favorite chair.