Jokes About Cats and Kittens - Our Collection of Feline Humor - Page 6
Here is page 6 of our jokes and funny stories about cats and kittens.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Claud.
Claud who?
Your cat just Claud me.
Who's there?
Claud.
Claud who?
Your cat just Claud me.
Mary: I'm the teacher's pet.
Jane: Why, can't she afford a cat?
Jane: Why, can't she afford a cat?
What do you call a cat that plays soccer?
Puss in boots.
Puss in boots.
What type of cat lives in the ocean?
An octopus.
An octopus.
What would you get if you crossed a female pig with a cat?
A sowerpuss!
A sowerpuss!
When is it bad luck to have a black cat cross your path?
When you're a mouse.
When you're a mouse.
Why is a husband just like a cat?
Neither of them will follow directions.
Neither of them will follow directions.
Did you hear about the cat that joined the Red Cross?
She wanted to be a first-aid kit.
She wanted to be a first-aid kit.
Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a cat!
Doctor: Well you sound purr-fectly normal to me!
Doctor: Well you sound purr-fectly normal to me!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you're doing and come and play with my cat!
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you're doing and come and play with my cat!
Why did the man shake his cat?
To see if there was any money left in the kitty!
To see if there was any money left in the kitty!
Why was the cat thrown out of the computer store?
He wouldn't stop playing with the mouse.
He wouldn't stop playing with the mouse.