Jokes About Cats and Kittens - Our Collection of Feline Humor - Page 2
Here is page 2 of our jokes and funny stories about cats and kittens.
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Billy: How is your cat doing?
Simon: She is feline fine.
Simon: She is feline fine.
How did the cat feel after it swallowed a duck?
A little down in the mouth.
A little down in the mouth.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno where my cat is?
Who’s there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno where my cat is?
What do cats like to do on a hot summer afternoon?
They like to catnap.
They like to catnap.
What do you call an overweight cat?
A flabby tabby.
A flabby tabby.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a dog?
An animal that chases itself.
An animal that chases itself.
What does a cat do if it has bad breath?
It uses a mousewash.
It uses a mousewash.
What famous super hero drives around in a catmobile?
Catman.
Catman.
What looks just like half a cat?
The other half.
The other half.
Why did the cat visit the veterinary surgeon?
She was feline ill.
She was feline ill.
Patient: I keep thinking I’m a cat.
Doctor: So tell me, how long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was a kitten.
Doctor: So tell me, how long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was a kitten.
What do you call a cat that’s just swallowed a duck?
A duck-filled fatty puss.
A duck-filled fatty puss.