Jokes About Cats and Kittens - Our Collection of Feline Humor - Page 5
Here is page 5 of our jokes and funny stories about cats and kittens.
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What did one cat say to the other one?
Can you hear me meow?
Can you hear me meow?
What do cats put in their soft drinks to keep them cold?
Mice cubes!
Mice cubes!
What do you call a group of cats standing in line?
A feline.
A feline.
What does a cat do when it gets angry?
It has a hissy fit.
It has a hissy fit.
What does a cat wear at night when it is time to go to sleep?
It's paw-jamas.
It's paw-jamas.
What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxi cabs.
Hailing taxi cabs.
Where does a cat keep it's loose change?
In it's purrs.
In it's purrs.
How do you know when your cat has been using your computer?
Your mouse is covered in teeth marks!
Your mouse is covered in teeth marks!
Johnny: I hear your cat did really well in the milk-drinking contest.
Joe: Yes, it won by six laps.
Joe: Yes, it won by six laps.
What do you call a cat who cuts the grass in your front garden?
A lawn meower.
A lawn meower.
What do you call a cat who sits with a piece of cheese on it's head?
A mousetrap.
A mousetrap.
What is the difference between a comma and a cat?
One has the clause before the pause and the other has the claws before the paws.
One has the clause before the pause and the other has the claws before the paws.