Jokes About Cats and Kittens - Our Collection of Feline Humor - Page 3
Here is page 3 of our jokes and funny stories about cats and kittens.
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What do cats like to eat when the weather is very warm?
Mice cream cones.
Mice cream cones.
What do you call a cat that likes to eats lemons?
A sourpuss!
A sourpuss!
What do you call a man who's been attacked by a cat?
Claude!
Claude!
What do you call an upper class cat?
An aristo-cat.
An aristo-cat.
What is a cat's favorite TV program?
The evening mews.
The evening mews.
What is a cat's favorite color?
Purr-ple.
Purr-ple.
What is a cat's favorite make of car?
A Cat-illac.
A Cat-illac.
What kind of cat lives in the ocean?
A catfish.
A catfish.
Where are baby cats taught how to cook?
In the kit-chen.
In the kit-chen.
How do you know that a cat burglar has visited your apartment?
Your cat is missing.
Your cat is missing.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Seema.
Seema who?
Seema cat? I've lost him!
Who's there?
Seema.
Seema who?
Seema cat? I've lost him!
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night!
A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night!