Jokes About Cats and Kittens - Our Collection of Feline Humor - Page 4
Here is page 4 of our jokes and funny stories about cats and kittens.
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What did the male cat say to the female cat?
I think you're purr-fect!
I think you're purr-fect!
What do you call a cat that lives in the desert?
Sandy Claws.
Sandy Claws.
What do you call a woman with a cat on her head?
Kitty.
Kitty.
What does a cat say when it injures itself?
Me ow!
Me ow!
What is a cat's favorite magazine?
Good Mousekeeping.
Good Mousekeeping.
What is a kitten's favorite breakfast cereal?
Mice Krispies.
Mice Krispies.
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Because they have nine lives!
Because they have nine lives!
Why does everyone love cats?
Because they're purr-fect!
Because they're purr-fect!
Why was the cat scared of the tree?
Because of it's bark.
Because of it's bark.
How does a cat feel after it has finally chased all the mice out of a house?
It feels mouse proud.
It feels mouse proud.
Patient: Doctor you have to help me, I think I'm turning into a baby cat.
Doctor: You must be kitten me!
Doctor: You must be kitten me!
Why was the man terrified of cats?
Because he was suffering from clawstrophobia.
Because he was suffering from clawstrophobia.